I've officially managed to listen to ALMOST every album Sparks ever made.

AKA, I've fulfilled what I strongly desired to do after seeing The Sparks Brothers exactly four weeks ago. Now presenting... album rankings. Not including: FFS (collaborations do work, but they don't count), Two Hands, One Mouth (live albums also don't count), The Seduction of Ingmar Bergman (operas QUESTIONABLY count... okay, honestly, I just didn't listen to it because I couldn't find it initially on Spotify), and Plagiarism (I didn't want to listen to this because it's just the band covering their own songs, but maybe it could surprise me).

1. Lil Beethoven
Favorite track: "The Rhythm Thief"
2. Hippopotamus
Favorite track: "Edith Piaf (Said It Better Than Me)"
3. No. 1 In Heaven
Favorite track: "La Dolce Vita"
4. Angst In My Pants
Favorite track: "Eaten By the Monster of Love"
5. Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins
Favorite track: "When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way'"
6. Exotic Creatures of the Deep
Favorite track: "Good Morning"
7. Kimono My House
Favorite track: "Amateur Hour"
8. Whomp That Sucker
Favorite track: "Funny Face"
9. A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip
Favorite track: "All That"
10. In Outer Space
Favorite track: "Please Baby Please"
11. Hello Young Lovers
Favorite track: "(Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country"
12. Balls
Favorite track: "Scheherezade"
13. Introducing Sparks
Favorite track: "Goofing Off"
14. Indiscreet
Favorite track: "Looks, Looks, Looks"
15. Propaganda
Favorite track: "Achoo"
16. Sparks
Favorite track: "Slowboat"
17. Big Beat
Favorite track: undecided
18. Terminal Jive
Favorite track: "When I'm With You"
19. Music That You Can Dance To
Favorite track: "Armies of the Night"
20. A Woofer in Tweeter's Clothing
Favorite track: "Batteries Not Included"
21. Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat
Favorite track: "A Song That Sings Itself"
22. Interior Design
Favorite track: undecided